Today's Deep Thought:
"I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
- A very wise (and tired) person
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Behold, the majestic placeholder!
(Don't worry, it's funnier in person.)
Did you know?
A group of pugs is called a "grumble."
(Now you do. Your life is complete.)